Nutrition Humor – The Omelette Attempt

I’ve managed a *few* times to get a lovely, half-circle with jazz in the middle. But the flip is dicey.  Sometimes. . .

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Incidentally, I make my eggs the microwave – ALL the time.  Scrambling eggs in the micro is incredibly easy – in a microwave safe container, you don’t have to clean up more than once either. Pair them with steamed veggies and VOILA!  Healthy, satisfying meal without a stitch of hassle. 🙂

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Ahhh..simplicity!

Fitness Humor – More On The Sports Bra

I think I have this thought several times a week.

No. No…  I definitely do.  

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Who needs bands when you can struggle (it’s real!) with your fitness apparel!?

Nutrition Humor – What I Ate Was. . .

I had a solid laugh over this.  I have a couple of friends who are unapologetic, and would have been damn proud, and outright, with the whole pizza situation.  A former dance partner who’d go so far as to douse his in additional sauces comes to mind.

But there are a few who also try really hard to be good…but end up with an, oh I don’t know, pizza, for example…  Who then endeavor to make it sound (at least initially) healthier than it was. . . in a way (I think) to make their inner voice less hands-on-hips when declared.  

Not to worry, though, the inner voice was chomping along with you (and probably enjoyed it too!) so express your choices freely!

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