Ice Cream For Goth Girls

Yes, yes…that’s what I said.  Ice Cream for Goth chicks.

If lactose wasn’t so vehemently opposed to my stomach, and ice cream wouldn’t so zealously affix itself to my body, I would be seeking out Little Damage Ice Cream forthwith.

I don’t *totally* get the “unicorn” craze – I can respect the love of iridescence, absolutely, but I feel like this is getting to be a little overboard.  Whatever. . .I’d go crazy for black ice cream regardless, just because…but as it squashing the overwhelming barrage of rainbow swirls left and right, I have to say I’m smiling ear to ear. . .

Goth girl getting back at the illusory and evanescent concept that is the prismatic unicorn?  Maybe. . .  But I think it’s more directed at the onslaught of look-at-pink-and-blue-sparkly-anime-eyed-me’s. 

I’m not a trend follower, though – there it is.  I lean towards the caliginous so despite my personal penchant for glitter, I’d ditch it for black without a second thought.

I mean, black and red ombre?! Holy shit, I’m in heaven!!!

All I can say is these cones, black as night, and the dark-and-dreary hued ice cream is up my alley and beyond.  Had this been more prevalent when I was little, you better believe I’d have had it in place of birthday cake at my parties.  Too bad, five year-olds, you can deal without pink for five minutes.

 

Fall 2015 – Lime Crime

While some existing shades (think: Wicked! ❤ ) can also fit the bill, Lime Crime has some new Velvetines for Fall 2015:

  • Jinx – Witchberry Purple
  • Squash – Glowstick Orange

Personally, I LOVE the two images together…from an aesthetic, used-to-make-fashion-boards perspective.  ON…trickier.  But then it’s all about the treats ‘n’ tricks, right?!

There is also a SALE going on with a variety of goodies, including some Velvetine shades, pale Unicorn Lipsticks, and glittering Carousel Gloss, among them.