I had a solid laugh at this one. . .
Tag Archives: joke
Empath Humor – How To Kill And Introvert
Nutrition Humor – Ordering At McDonald’s
Nutrition Humor – Sweeteners
So I can’t say that I actually DO do this… I don’t. But it is pretty damn hysterical, and I actually laughed out loud. . .
None of it is *really* “good for you,” let’s just face the music, shall we? Probably more peaceful for us to accept it together. If not. . .some health guru might be judging you behind your back. . .
Martial Arts Humor – Doctor Intervention
Martial Arts Humor – Danger
Martial Arts Humor – Dead?!
This is totally true…
After YEARS (for me in other Arts, and lifting), by the way…it is also still true.
Happy As A Witch…
Not 100% of the time. . .but happy suits me best so I definitely try. (The converse would be bad for EVERyone!)
My wedding is two days before Halloween, so this definitely does apply currently… 🙂
❤
Martial Arts Humor – Kung Fu Fighting
Fitness Humor – The Reality
I know a lot of people who love to exercise, and enjoy being fit. Some of them also, however, LOVE food – enough that they gripe about their “pooch” – regularly – in spite of the substantial amount of working out they squeeze in.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but…nutrition matters. I daresay it matters MORE than exercise (though both are incredibly important in maintaining the health of the one vessel we have this go ’round!)
But it isn’t all so dire – small changes CAN make a big impact.
If tweaking even on a minor level is too hard, though, you can always hire someone to help you outside the gym. You know, when you sneakily reach for that donut. (Claiming it called to you isn’t going to cut it, sorry! 😉 )