Nutrition Humor – Ordering At McDonald’s

I exhausted drive-thrus as a kid on my way to ice skating or dancing (or home afterwards!) and I feel like it’s alarming this is still going on.  Get with the times, fast food joints!  We’re in generation iEverything!

Nutrition Humor – Sweeteners

So I can’t say that I actually DO do this… I don’t.  But it is pretty damn hysterical, and I actually laughed out loud. . .

None of it is *really* “good for you,” let’s just face the music, shall we?  Probably more peaceful for us to accept it together. If not. . .some health guru might be judging you behind your back. . .

 

Martial Arts Humor – Danger

Someone sent me a photo of this a few years ago.  It randomly cropped up again and all I could do was laugh…  I definitely have a ninja thing going on, and helllooooo…who doesn’t like pirates and weaponry?!

Anyway…

I think I should post it on our apartment door.  You know, just in case…

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Happy As A Witch…

Not 100% of the time. . .but happy suits me best so I definitely try.  (The converse would be bad for EVERyone!)

My wedding is two days before Halloween, so this definitely does apply currently… 🙂

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Fitness Humor – The Reality

I know a lot of people who love to exercise, and enjoy being fit.  Some of them also, however, LOVE food – enough that they gripe about their “pooch” – regularly – in spite of the substantial amount of working out they squeeze in.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but…nutrition matters.  I daresay it matters MORE than exercise (though both are incredibly important in maintaining the health of the one vessel we have this go ’round!) 

But it isn’t all so dire – small changes CAN make a big impact.

If tweaking even on a minor level is too hard, though, you can always hire someone to help you outside the gym.  You know, when you sneakily reach for that donut. (Claiming it called to you isn’t going to cut it, sorry! 😉 ) 

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