Goth Humor – The Popsicle Version of Me, Myself And I

I found the ICE CREAM variation…but I came across this popsicle and realized I’ve been pinned once again!

I’d call it a gothsicle or vampsicle. . . ¬†Yes…I made up those words. You’re welcome!

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Goth Humor – The Ice Cream Version Of Me, Myself, And I

If there existed an ice cream version of me. . .Little Damage would be selling me in spades. They are the sole reason I feel badly about my lactose intolerance…

 

 

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Nutrition Humor – PB

There’s something about peanut butter. The jars of the chocolate powdered PB2, Peanut Wonder and Nutzo didn’t stand a chance once they made it to my kitchen cabinets. It was so ridiculous (as in, I was taking in way too many calories and fat to maintain what I had, and completely mindlessly) that I had to seriously – with massively-concerted effort – reevaluate.

If I didn’t restrain myself, I would eat a jar a day easy. ¬†

Horrifying.

It came down to not buying it to begin with because I could NOT be trusted. I wouldn’t purchase a single jar until I:

  1. Learned¬†self control, which meant…
  2. Learned to be TOTALLY honest with myself – it’s a slippery slope when it’s you against you!
  3. Developed the willpower of the Gods 

I may not be actually be able to eat ice cream, so the catchy commercial tune falls flat on me. But peanuts and I get along rather nicely.  

Maybe too nicely.

Maybe it’s better if you just hand yours over. . .¬†

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Nutrition Humor – Refund!

I’d like to appeal to the “powers that be,” whomsoever you are, that this be instated forthwith. ¬†I, for one, am all in favor in spite of the “yeah, you wish it!”s¬†out there. ¬†Listen, magic happens every day. . .

“Yes, thank you. ¬†I’d like a refund on that milkshake?¬† It just wasn’t as creamy, malted, or¬†chocolate-y¬†as I (an my stomach) anticipated. ¬†Awesome, thanks! ¬†800 calories for something else! ūüėÄ “