Food Humor – Cookie Monster

Not your every-day Sesame Street… But…probably the real deal behind the scenes!

#youneverknow #cookiemonster #cleaneating

 

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Food Humor – Human Factory Settings

Whenever people say they need a reset physically, I feel like it’s often followed by:

A.) A juice cleanse (or something to the effect) and / or

B.) This strange idea that they feel they need to, in some way, torture themselves with what the perceive as horrible foods (or liquified variants)

Why is that?!

I had quite a laugh at this meme because it’s definitely a pervasive attitude.  The truth is, though, it’s a little bit like drinking poison, getting sick, and then going right back to the same baseline.  If it’s painful…it isn’t going to work long-term!

If kale…or other less-mainstream food items…aren’t your thing, it’s OKAY not to go that route.  We want to set you up for success, after all!

Food Humor – I’m Full. Oh Wait. . .

I’ve always been the kind of person whose eyes WAY exceeded her stomach.  Growing up, I was that kid who actually made herself sick a few times because she couldn’t stop stuffing her face.

I’m not proud but…those are the facts.

I still love food, and I LOVE eating the things I enjoy…so even though it’s mostly on the healthier end now, this STILL is totally how I feel…

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Food Humor – There Is No “WE”…

I’ve never been great about sharing food.  In fact, I tend to get incredibly defensive and downright dirty when it comes to all things edible (provided I want them…)

Not going to lie, I’m like a food ninja and anyone eyeing what I want is considered the enemy. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone took a photo and my face looked like this. . .

I know self-shaming is a horrible thing but…it’s full-on psychotic if you ask me…