Food Humor – Chocolate Is Paleo

I can picture someone doing this and launching into their own defense with a “I had to hunt and gather for it!!!” rationale… Chocolate makes people do crazy things!

ZenBunni

I of course took note of this dairy-free chocolate company, Zenbunni, as soon as I spotted the name – having been dubbed “Bunny” from an early age, I was lured in by the utter cuteness the moniker. And, of course…chocolate without dairy. ❤ 

Per the site, Zenibunni is. . .

ARTISANAL STONE GROUND BIODYNAMIC CACAO

EACH ZENBUNNI BAR IS HANDCRAFTED USING A WIDE OPEN RANGE OF CERTIFIED BIODYNAMIC, ORGANIC, AND WILD FORAGED HEIRLOOM SPICES, HERBS, LEAVES, FLOWERS, NUTS, OILS, SALTS AND MINERALS TO SOOTHE, INSPIRE, AMAZE, DELIGHT, HEAL, AND NURTURE YOU, ALL GRACIOUSLY PROVIDED BY MOTHER NATURE.

The Company – who seems to have an overarching sense of “higher-vibration” going on – offers a variety of goodieseverything from chocolate bars, to coffees, to “coconache” (a blend of chocolate and coconut  butter…um, yes!) and drinking chocolate. Delicious, nature-loving, and energy-elevating? I like it. 🙂  

Locations are few and far between, sadly – while you can order online, bummer that you can’t just see sizing, and maybe snag one as a trial, in person. The bars seem to be pretty tiny, too, but at least the caloric profile isn’t outrageous…so it’s still a good option when a real craving hits. 

So while I wish I could just get one to see if I even liked it, I’m still psyched to see a yummy, dairy free option out there (available, at least, online), as cute and as creative as can be…

(PS, they have a Rabbit Report too, if you feel like signing up for updates!)

Nutrition Humor – Cookies

You know, I kind of always felt this way as a kid but I never really verbalized it. . . 

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Every once in a blue moon a cinnamony, oatmeal chocolate chip cookie would also masquerade as an oatmeal raisin.  Honesty really seems to be a problem with these sweets!  It frankly annoyed me just as much because sometimes I didn’t eat one, dismissing them at first glance as a non-chocolate item.  

Not only did I judge a cookie by its cover, but I also felt slightly betrayed.  I suppose were I to yell “don’t look at me like you have chocolate chips in there, when you know perfectly well you’re fruity!” I’s have gotten some wayward glances.  But I KNOW other people have the same issue.  The picture above proves it.

Ah.  Redeemed.

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