Life Humor – Coffee Is Not Recreational

You know those people who dawdle at the coffee shop..? Who pick out the change one by one or can’t seem to figure out what planet their on, or take an eon to order a latte?  This seems to sum up the thought that goes through a tried brain, patience be damned…

Colorless Caffeine (= Ultra Bright Smile)

Yep…

Someone (CLR CFF to be precise) has actually taken the stain out of your morning beverage – I can hear your pearly whites glinting in the sun. . .

Why so see-through?  Well, for the above reason first and foremost.  But the drink also boasts a unique taste, minus all the “uglies” (artificial flavors, preservatives, sugar, sweeteners, or stabilizers) – so it’s kind of in the clear on all counts.  It’s also only 4 calories, which is nice if you need any add-ins.

The production method, using high quality Arabica coffee beans and pure water, is apparently completely new and innovative (though how it robs the liquid of its signature earthen hue…?  No idea.)

If you drink your coffee from a straw (yes, I do, as a matter of fact!) and you’ve desperately wanted to ditch the plastic tubing…well, now’s your chance.  Plus, it’s so damn photogenic…

Sold at Whole Foods and Selfridges.