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Tag Archives: broom
Goth Humor – Black IS My Happy Color
I feel like I have to reiterate this point a little too often…
It can’t possibly be THAT hard to comprehend..!
Vintage Witchcraft
Might I just say, these are divine. On every level. ❤
Halloween Humor – Feeding The Bir…Bats
Because that’s how vamps roll…
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Halloween Humor – Flying My Flag
If people had flags like states, Rhode Montijo created mine…
Halloween Humor – Putting A Halt On Spending
Sometimes it’s better not to go to the stores when Halloween decorations are out.
But then…bahhahahHahHAaa!,…like, who would DO THAT?!
Harry Potter (or Witchy!) Humor
Just say no to drama!
Halloween Humor – Barking On A Broom
Given the frequent canine-generated noise violations emanating from my neighbors’ apartment. . .this isn’t exactly “funny.”
The garage door opens – “BARK! BARK! BARK!”
The elevator door opens – “BARK! BaRk! BARK!”
A resident opens a door on the floor below – “bArK! BARK! BaRk!“
A rouge breeze touches the outside of the-apartment-that-shall-not-be-numbered…
YOU GUESSED IT…
BARK! BARK! BARK!
So if I was out on MY broom…and one of the ladies had this going on? They’re *might* be a flying-off-the-handle incident…and I wouldn’t have recalled what happened.
(Just kidding. Harm to none!)
More fun for Halloween...
Happy As A Witch…
Not 100% of the time. . .but happy suits me best so I definitely try. (The converse would be bad for EVERyone!)
My wedding is two days before Halloween, so this definitely does apply currently… 🙂
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