Did you ever notice this? Because I did. And it seriously creeped me out to see the level of cardio fitness this, oh…I don’t know…dead serial killer had! I’d be doomed!
It’s so NOT funny! I’d be like “hey, Michael, can you hold on a second? I need to put my sneakers on. Just ONE second, geezuz, Mr. Impatient! I need a head start.” And then I’d have to HIIT out of there.
And of course this is incredibly appropriate…for the lady who only ever wears (SLIMMING) black, AND worked in fashion for a dozen years...
(C) Off the mark, Mark Parisi
